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[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №7551
 07.07.2008
xxx: p the ball
Where are the other three stars?! to
xxx: about l

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №7550
 07.07.2008
Stirling (00:20:38 6/07/2008)
What does your nick mean?

Crimson Sky (00:20:47 6/07/2008)
The color of blood

Crimson Sky (00:20:59 6/07/2008)
and yours?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №7549
 07.07.2008
Yes, I am an adult man. I love the cartoons! I love, for example, anime with large-eyed and large-breasted naked purple-haired beauties, which catas rub people/upyers/robots onto a small vinegret, and then out of the killed spills 50 liters of blood from each (even from robots). And then these beauties are given in a variety of poses to their school teachers, who during sex grow out of their fingers member-like fingers, with which these teachers naturalize these beauties.)
Then these girls meet their beauties, fall in love, for 50 series is the love of carrots and soppy with sugar, intersecting jewelry tentacles and a hard split.Multics, where all the heroes are dressed up in costumes, which invented some superintelligence, obtained by crossing Yudashkin, Zaitsev and Paris Hilton - everything looks colorful, dressed, Gypsy. At the end of the essay all the villains in the most unexpected way are placed on a call and the main character without a tenacle with a twisted hand kisses the main heroine with green hair (repainted), the wind blows, the camera leaves. While titles go and j-pop music sounds fun, the main characters fucking fuck.

I like those kinds of stuff.)

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №7548
 07.07.2008
The attention! A new super mega BAGA opened in Basha!

Your actions to observe this in action...
1st Press the Shift key.
2nd The left mouse button clicks on the plus in the quote.
Three Then we press Enter!

by PS. If it didn’t work, try it later.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №7547
 07.07.2008
YYY: Never to ever!!! Never sneeze when standing in the toilet and writing.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7546
 07.07.2008
thirteen (20:41:55 3/07/2008)
Haishnik trainee receives 2000r per month... Haishnjeg from the year of service 6000r... There are 4000 people in line for the device at GAI.

but commentary pls)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №7545
 07.07.2008
The Information Protection Exam.

Prep: What do you know about the media carriers?? to
Student: The pigeon!
Rate of interest: %%%%%!!!!! to
Student by Post!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7544
 07.07.2008
He: Are you going?
See also: UGU
She painted and made her hair.
It is mm
He fixed the farm and stretched the left socks.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №7543
 07.07.2008
Zram: What did you find in it? Sissek does not, in appearance, even speaks as if by slogans, about what can be talked about with her at all, not a pony...
I: Shit, what did you eat today? Per the pelmeni who clung to the pot because the water boiled out? I ate a delicious soup, and now she is baking my chicken in the oven, and in the evening I am waiting for a good night.
Zram: Can I come to you for dinner? and [
I am *wall*

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7542
 07.07.2008
Hi to everyone.
Are there engine developers of Kalina? I have a sick question.
How to remove the vibration resonance of the engine moving to the body for 2000
The turn?
A hundred with their hands.
Which details should be replaced?

and ah. The car.

[ + 157 - ] Comment quote №7541
 07.07.2008
This is what career growth means.
The guy came to the job of a programmer with a fork up to $ 1,300. He proved that he had a special $1500. Then convinced the deer that he could beat the grandmother and got a manager ($2000). After 2 hours, the deer thought, “Do I have another manager?” Typically, they were fired...
One day later, the programmers passed a steam (1.5 weeks before the deadline). It turned out that the guy in 2 hours in the company caught the programmers on the weak? and arranged a chip...Type was returned for $2,400

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №7540
 07.07.2008
On the Dating Site

If I often look at your questionnaire - nifiga is not the fact that you liked me, maybe I show it to friends...

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №7539
 07.07.2008
The employee brought the child to work. He runs all day annoying him senior manager explains: "No noise you see here people work go out to the accounting"

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №7538
 07.07.2008
And another bag:
1st We are going to pick up the line [+ − ] [::] [discuss]
2nd Delayed Shift
Three Double click on the plush
4 is And if you have the screw we press the WinKey button on the key and holding it, we press the English E button for 3 seconds.

We are loving.

The attention! Technology for bringing the bayana to the tower.
He buried two bats.

[ + 150 - ] Comment quote №7537
 07.07.2008
xo_bot>...the girls who are dancing usually fuck well...but usually not with you...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №7536
 07.07.2008
The hands stretch to the beautiful, and stumble on the screen of the monitor...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7535
 07.07.2008
The child said, “It was a long time ago, even before Putin’s inauguration.

Medvedev o_0

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №7534
 07.07.2008
I was at a wedding recently!

What about your face?

Broken to happiness.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7533
 07.07.2008
S@sha: My most unthinking act is to catch a cactus falling from the table.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7532
 07.07.2008
The first step in solving any problem is to create it.

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