Today I wake up from a terrible belly after a friend’s doctor at home. On the neighboring couch sleeps D, I woke up from his phone call, I take, there is written "mama", I think: "nihuya myself, mom on a strange
The body calls" I take the phone I say: " mom?" there dropped))) before me only after an hour dojo, what was it at all)))

[04:21:43] <_Malvina_> [starosta]: Are you a deer or a che?? to
[04:22:08] <[starosta]> _malvina_: I am weights) and you?

Killerpilz: My girlfriend has recently burned up. I put my bloodshed in the washing machine to wash. was washed. But these are flowers. When I got there, I found a cake with meat inside one of them.

Another girl recently broke. He brought her home, it came to sex, she got on her knees, a friend got his device. For a few seconds, she looked at his household and said with disappointment, “Well, here’s Barbie again.”
The friend was not so upset by "Barbie Saiz", but by "Return".

The glamorous Moscow ladies are so glamorous that they do not go to the beach to sunbath, but sunbath in the solarium to go to the beach.

Go on, my minds are clean.
Come to work? To the programmers?
What do you know about what you wrote?
What? → What am I hearing? Basic and Fortran?! to
Sit down, calm down, drink a cup of coffee.
Be calm, he said. I will explain everything...
Do you want to work and study?
You need to know a little.
Know axes, iron, and posis, and pni.
Know Apple, know Mac, know IMAX and you.
Plan nine, a solarium, a little - a screw,
Of course Linux, of course Freeze!
Be able to distinguish between stacks, heaps, registers,
Otherwise, you will not be taken into programmers.
And breaks, and catches, exepshn throw
Knowing is better than eating and sleeping.
To be able to make an es-way-en.
Where did you go, fucking superman?
You just love f/s, why do you curl your nose?
Be respectful, the boss is sitting in front of you.
Or do you want an interface like Vista?
It was not written by programmers.
Teach PHP, TCP and iPad.
Osaiah and villans, вай fe and свичи,
And GNU GPL. Joel, don’t be in a hurry.
Money is not important, it is more important than the soul.
Drink beer, eat chips and beat Gates
I am obliged with everyone to support the spirit.
In the home compass - self-assembly kernel,
Parallel to be able!
Stand up and don’t cry while you close the door.
You will be a programmer, believe me. c) chr0m3

Why does any girl seriously think about the question of sleeping or not sleeping with a guy who cares about me and every completely fuck with whom to fuck, if they are tired of caring?? to

XXX: I am in shock. I looked at photos of Russian and American bombers on one site. It’s shit, if the Russians are dirty, untouched, unbarred alkashi, then the Americans are quite normal guys, shaved, in tight clothes. If you wear a beard, the beard looks elegant.
In Russia, this is called the working class.

Shvedka: No, you just look at him. This kind of office plankton is sitting, crawling into a matrix on thin-film transistors developed in Princeton, the integrated circuit is rumbling, in the thin films in the screw, a giant magnetic resistance is observed... and our beauty is sitting and thinking about the fact that one harm from physicists. That the physicists – they played quite into their no-one-needed toys, that they will launch the Great Hadron Collider, and it will be plankton bad – because she knows exactly that from there the hecraps will fly, and the handling of the assembly our plankton is not trained... It is scary to live, shorter. Then he takes the plankton keyboard, opens the hot tub and talks about what these physicists are and how it is impossible to live from them. And thinking of it with the speed of light goes to other office lemings. With the help of semiconductor heterostructures of Comrade Alferov.
Plankton is scary, of course. Because evil physicists can't explain why their Big Bang won't crash immediately after launch. And really – they can’t. True, the plankton does not think about it, that they can explain little to her at all - because in school plankton did not teach physics, in the institute did not appear at all, and did not teach this зауми there... And the scientist - he, on the other hand, also the circus school did not finish, in the pantomime is not strong and on his fingers the Higgs boson will show the fuck. Therefore, complete non-communicability of the scientist with planktonine.

Alina
A modest glance stretches the pen

Pilate
the bag is thick red, stretches the width, so that nothing obstructs the path of the stretched pipe

20:43 I read this quote today:
"Postman: You know bored already, let us instead of the word "OK" use our Russian "Good" or "Good". OK is?
Tagged with: OK"
20:43 Decided to rate, pressed "plus")
20:44 Climbing under the table - instead of "??" appeared "OK!")))

Kids, get out of the pool!
It's a pity that it won't get to the top - the kids here are really more :(

nasya-6666 (14:16:22 11/07/2008)
Do you have rain there?

Sertse (14:16:36 11/07/2008)
periodically goes

nasya-6666 (14:17:19 11/07/2008)
In the Domodedovo rain! It is dry and comfortable, like in a diaper.

Sertse (14:17:39 11/07/2008)
You are next to the ass.

Remember, "nihua" is written in blank form. “The alien had no hands, no ass, no ass.”

The girl returns from her parents:
“Rome, let me play at Warcraft, I haven’t seen him for five days!
You have not seen me for five days!
Oh yeah yeah...

xxx: "The Good Fairy:
We have a common air supply with a bakery in the toilet at work. So there’s not the smell of Mr. but the bread :-)))))))"

How it smells in the bakery.

I (01:46:53 12/07/2008)
Do you like when your nipples are gently smoothed?

Vasily Nikolaevich (work) (01:47:38 12/07/2008)
That’s a beard, you say :)

Here are the tree sticks... the adults are people, and they set up – the Collider, the headcrabs... Well, how small are the children, chestnut... What fucking assembly, what kind of blackjack do you have? We have to decide who stands for the brotherhood and who stands for the enclave!! to

I’m patient, I’m long in my body.
Is it a type of discount accumulation system?and :)
zzz: ahah, the system of discounts first and then the distribution of awkward bonuses:))

The admin is burning :-)
Try in the Abyss (the main does not work) three times quickly press the plus, holding the Shift :-)

Zero effect