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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7989
 21.07.2008
I live in the bedroom area. In the neighboring house a police station.
This night, some two copters (drunk in shit) pursued somebody, for obvious reasons, could not move quickly, but cried very loudly.
3:15 I woke up from all this, and went out to the balcony to smoke and look at these two fools. Looking from the police department comes out a small mint and begins to steal to the screaming.
Apparently one was sober, burned mint and quickly dropped it.
The second was less precipitated.
Mint flies to the second and deftly strikes the hopper on the head.
Then I walked.
Mint puts his foot on a lying body, raises his hands toward the sky and gives out a thunder-like ring.
Vikings are fucking!! to
I'm going to go beyond that shit department!! to

The moon was full, the moon was full. :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7988
 21.07.2008
Dr.Pech - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass

(I am not against)

Everything you want...

BastarD(Dr.Pech) 0_o in my mouth feet!! to

And this too, and this too...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7987
 21.07.2008
It is)))
I have a Fifa at home.
The house is private...and far from the nearest friend home with an enemy.
And from a friend to me is directed by a wifi for 400 meters.
Durga is standing at the window.
He also has a cat.
I’ve gotten rid of it...I call him.
Where is my wifah, where is my high technology.
he says.. that his cat was fucking on our high technology.. in the real sense of the word.. =(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7986
 21.07.2008
1: Where are you from?
2 from Ulyanovsk
1 of E?
In honor of Lenin’s grandfather.
Come, I’ll take you to Lenin’s places.
The whole city is one great Leninist place.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7985
 21.07.2008
The child goes to kindergarten. Yesterday I went to the kindergarten accountant. We have a debt to pay: "voluntary contributions". O_O


[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7984
 21.07.2008
I’m going to go electric today.
I am waiting for the tricycle.
A truck passes by. The train will move if necessary. There is no electricity for 40 minutes.
The man jumps on the road at the end of the platform.
The machinery in the tractor immediately brakes means and let this man mate.
He replied, “Chef, will you not throw the Baltic to the red?”
The machinery driver of such greed and they with the head went to the red Baltic.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7983
 21.07.2008
BIGMAN (17:27:04 19/07/2008)
Go to drink!
Frizzy (17:28:26 19/07/2008)
You are added

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7982
 21.07.2008
I go home after work and take a beer. Next to me, two 16-year-old girls discuss something:
First: No, my mom won’t let me go, it’s too late.
Second, they won’t let me go! Damn affair
First: Let’s go, you’ll call your mom, you’ll say you’re staying with me, and I’ll call my mom and I’ll say I’m staying with you.
The second gets a cell phone, calls home: "Mom, that’s me. Listen, can we stay with Vika today?"
The first gets the mobile phone, also calls: "Mom, that’s me. Can we have Anka overnight today?" Also puts the phone.
Drinking a beer and laughing.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7981
 21.07.2008
You have a fucking shit at home.
xxxx is a bitch? Do you look at the muscle files with a notepad, mess? This is structured data!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7980
 21.07.2008
I hate when grandmothers lie. Your nose will grow when you lie. Just like Pinocchio.
She: And your member would be reduced. You would think a hundred times before lying.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7979
 21.07.2008
Tagged with ‎
We need to survive 2012
I am ‎
What about the 2012 Olympics?
Tagged with ‎
Shit I didn’t think about it. May have predicted.
I am ‎
European Championships at 12
kuz
It was illogically invented.
I am ‎
Do I remember that in 12 years will be Maya? and grandmother Vanga predicted what?
Tagged with ‎
In 2012, we played the final match against Italy. Penalty at the last minute. The score is 2:2. The whole of Europe is frozen. Run out, hit the ball there slowly flies into the gate........And here is the BACH! End of the world! And all of Russia in a single momentum "YobanyyYyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYand "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7978
 21.07.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You don’t understand how it hurts – when a desperate, frightened vacuum hits the skull box!!!!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7977
 21.07.2008
<xxx> I learned a new solo on the guitar today, tapping, you are far from me, LOSHARA!
I will also play today, but not tapping, but petting, and not on a guitar, but on a girl.. and then she will play a couple of oral parties on a spirit instrument.. and then we will sing as the actors sing in German films, which you have up to 50Gb.. and you are shaking your tapping, your guitar and your hero.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7976
 21.07.2008
Yesterday I sat in my ears at work, listen to music, read tours.
It is a degenerative hi-hi-chikanie caused by Monica.
Here comes the courier.
Approaching the Boss
I just take my ears off and tell the boss that the project is ready.
I hear the dialogue:
Courier – what’s there for a roaring goblin in your ears?
The boss slips under the table and gives out – it’s not a goblin, it’s our new video engineer.

Okay, then I had to get to the second comp, I push back with a chair on the rolls
To get to him.
My chair clings to the foot of the table and covers me on the floor.
by itself thunder, rust and my quiet from the floor: fucking
Here is the fucking)

I’m starting to worry about my reputation at work)))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7975
 21.07.2008
Pure: I give the breed dog Labrador in vain, gave an announcement, call forever and ask all the nonsense, so still killed the question - he is the same as in the photo...? This is his photo!!! to
KorVin: rggg
Pure: No, shit, I forgot to clarify, in photoshop I had to remove the fifth leg and deer horns...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7974
 21.07.2008
by Fuck! How can they not understand if Odmin or Hui does not do it all well!!!!!!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7973
 21.07.2008
Discussion of Thai Massagers
Volyum wrote (a):
So if I don’t like the massage or it seems too long, I just fuck them.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7972
 21.07.2008
Trojan: Summer really comes when you start to enjoy washing with cold water.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7971
 21.07.2008
Only hard physical labor can bring a programmer down to a human.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7970
 21.07.2008
Dr_Mebius A few years ago my office was transformed into a polygon. On the wall at different heights were wrapped spikes, and on the floor were wrapped brushes. The task of the robot was: to independently measure the spikes, prepare a shield from the fender (to wrap the holes of the correct diameters), hang the shield on the spikes and wrap the gauges.

The program was delayed for a month. When it was handed over to the customer, he prepared a check at the field: one rod was screwed at the corner. When I noticed this, I trembled: What will happen? Is it possible to make a larger diameter of the hole? My programmer (I pray for him) just smiled. When the machine reached the curve of the barrel, she said: "Well, cyka...", she screwed the gauge on the barrel and straightened it with a hammer. The Japanese were faint. They said they didn’t ask for a car with “Russian intelligence.” Nevertheless, the work was accepted.

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