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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8047
 23.07.2008
PTC news :

16.02.05: An unknown man broke a window in the White House and fled.
16.04.05: The body of an Unknown man was found in a residential house in Washington.

The fucking.
I fear them.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8046
 23.07.2008
paf > real boys goods: inflatable machine: flooded. The Dude.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8045
 23.07.2008
Going to the Camedi-Club you understand that paying such money for the sound of the anecdotes that the administrators sent in the morning makes no sense...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8044
 23.07.2008
Only on the Russian forum a peaceful poll on the topic of the "Best Game" can result in a holiwar between fans of Dancers and Super Mario.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8043
 23.07.2008
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Nihua is not the sea. They dug a pit, hanged a sign "Nibacca Krasnoyarsk MORE"

Wicked (12:56:10 22/07/2008)
Astrology Glasses

whey (12:56:30 22/07/2008)
Ahtung Dilfenarey

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and the surfers!! Take a bath on the boards! The glasses!and "

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"Better with the big waves!!and "

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Do not put the seedlings in the water - the eye is overwhelming.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №8042
 23.07.2008
SIGMA (13:51:11 22/07/2008)
In Moscow there is a legend in the subway on the station Square of Revolution there is a dog. If a dog is rubbed by the nose (it is not bronze but brilliant, rubbed almost no gold color), then you will pass the bill, if you touch the leg (similar to the nose), then you will pass the exam. I talk about it in the cabinet and the boss adds " and if you rub eggs you will become a rector, " and admin: " and if the rector for eggs...."! You will become a soldier!!!" I am adding!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8041
 23.07.2008
I work in the technical support provider. The call.
She: Hi, I’m not on the subject, but help me. How to remove icq logs?
I: You know, we do not provide this kind of consulting services.
She: Please help me. You need to... Eugene, by the way, you may remember me? I once called you, I didn’t work on the net and I asked you to read my husband’s email. He is on flight now!
I: Yes, I really remembered her.
Her husband is returning from the flight!! Please help clean the ICQ logs!!! Very needed!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №8040
 23.07.2008
The bear in the news showed... says, you need to fight the mud when getting a job. Or good positions are received not for merits, but by acquaintance... it is funny to hear such things from him.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8039
 23.07.2008
xxx : how to suspend the execution of code in the command line for n seconds?
YYY: Something tells me that the team pause n
XXX: Something tells me that I don’t...
Tagged with: UGU
yyy : I see )
yyy : ping -n n -w 1000 127.0.0.1 >> null
Did you work as a proctologist?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8038
 23.07.2008
Sally (22:12) :
All the parts of David Blaine jumped, ussalso nas!!!))

DEE.m-ka (22:13) :
If you look, you will fall.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8037
 23.07.2008
I go, I mean, on the street. A guy goes by on rolls with a small child in a load bag. In front of me was the staircase... I was killed by the phrase of the man: “Look, son, the folder will jump!”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8036
 23.07.2008
Astesia
by c2l3 -22

Astesia
Fuck, not to you.

Xenu
Is this an advanced naval battle with a huge field and charge capacity?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8035
 23.07.2008
I went to the nurse at work today. I say to her so and so headache, give her any pill. She gives me in response: "I can only take birth from you by education obstetrician=)))"

by Mr. Grayves

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8034
 23.07.2008
by Davidblaine:
On the Mayakovsk transit escalator closed. I can't get to work right now =(

hovering_crocodile is
"Dear passengers In connection with the closure of the transit escalators, use rocket jump to move to the station of Mayakovskaya.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8033
 23.07.2008
Marina is
I said I wanted to swim with dolphins... so I bought a tap in the bath with a dolphin on a chain.
Even though the aircraft smells more with the eyes...
I think how to take revenge.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №8032
 23.07.2008
Cash: If you suddenly get the opportunity to change, you just have to take your will in your fist.
Tyz-Arves:...and push back into the pants =)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №8031
 23.07.2008
The joy of calling to the table of orders on Europe+ is disproportionately scarce compared to the joy of calling to us - in those support - although greetings we, like, do not transmit and songs do not include.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №8030
 23.07.2008
Toive-to [Jackter] Georgia undertook financial sanctions against Russia.. and immediately the prices rose to the laurel list)))))))))))
[Jackter] to [-Toive-] pleasure! And I like to walk with a laurel crown on my head and imagine myself as Caesar: (((

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №8029
 23.07.2008
And when the telephone (often enough, foolish) shouts of despair: " we have nothing to work!!!", and to my question: " what exactly?" answer "nothing works!!", I squeeze my teeth in order not to say "I hope the brains are still working, or is there a shit too?"

(c) from JJ chiefmaster'a

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №8028
 23.07.2008
(from a conversation with a friend of his wife)
J: No one appreciates me.
M: We appreciate it!
You are friends, you can’t sleep with you.

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