He is
There are a few distortions.
She
Which?
He is
I cannot offer such things.
She
Try it, I have a chance to refuse.
She
I warn you - to suck on each other is an apophysis of idiotism.
She
as well as inserting a member into the anus of a living person)

Serg: By chance you did not learn Japanese.
Vika: Neither accidentally nor specifically I studied Japanese. What purpose are you interested in?
Suddenly you know...
Serg: the boiler can be translated as Renato
vika: in what context? What is the talk?
Vika: Japanese so multifaceted
SERG: in the title
Serg: Written by Katakana
Maybe there’s something sad there. Type: "Murena-to escaped..."
The saddest Japanese fairy tale
Vika: or, on the contrary, very angry and expressive: "not a fool is not understandable!!and "

The Cat
Is it possible to add a person to a contact sheet of aska?
HIMIK
Much and what?
The Cat
Interesting is. For example, has she jumped?
HIMIK
100 with a goat.
The Cat
The Truth?
HIMIK
Yes Yes
HIMIK
Thirty without a whore.

600 is

In the year when the houses in Volgograd and Moscow exploded, if you remember, the situation was quite nervous. Literally a few days after the next explosion, I eat in the trolleybus No. 10, as placed filled under the bandage.
On the back floor, where I am standing, the question is whose bag? I look around and see a black bag of pretty evil appearance. As the trolleybus approached the stop, it became apparent that the owner was not there. The crowd fell out of the door, almost everyone went out. I didn’t go out, I had one stop. A man stood next to him, and there were eight people on the front floor, apparently there they thought they were safe.At the stop, the crowd of those who came out explained to the crowd who wanted to enter that there was a bomb in the bag. At this time, the man who stood with me takes the bag and puts it out at a stop. The trolley bus immediately closes the doors and leaves. And I see through the window that the people are starting to run out from the stop.

pizza the world grows up and I don’t ( (formerly the girls smashed that my mom won’t let go and now that my husband is at home)

Shtirliz
Hole, am I still not asleep?

Beowulf 13th
You are gay (:

Shtirliz
OMFG

Shtirliz
Not for that exactly.

Shtirliz
More precisely it is not true!! to

No, is it okay? Not only that my cat has been running on cats for six months, but this animal has become a habit for the last month before going out to jump on the stool and wrap 30 seconds in the mirror. Does it spell?

Remember what cats are, so don’t confuse them.

Or maybe he’d hint to you that it’t be bad to do that too.

ESI: Due to an accident at the substation and a power outage, there was no technical break this morning, the administrator was sitting with a candle and singing the international.

I saw a girl in an ultra-short dress today.
The girl's legs were very even nothing, and in shoes on heels she clearly knows how to walk.
She had a tampon rope, which turned out to be much longer than the shirt.

I sit with a friend drinking. Nobody is nitrogenated. I noticed that a couple of times a man of 25-30 years had run by. Wow, I did not pay attention. After a few minutes, the body comes to us. Standing up next door. Then he says:
You are drinking, right? Are you drinking your country?! to
We are sitting in Ahuya (chucks dribbled some... we are already cooking fists. The shit knows it, will start the puzzles pitch.)
He went into his pockets. I got 2 cups of candy!) He gave me a friend and then took a beer. He gave us, gave us and gave us down.
O_O

("(O_O)/"): You don’t miss my quotes on the tower, then I’ll go and open my tower, with Black Jack and the prostitutes...

In search of Yandex.

Nikito (manager): Blaya... work in the shelter... You live reluctantly... you need to call 40 clients, 10 reports, sign 4 acts, and after work on the project to work
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Niki: And she has a job.
P.S. The P.S. has taken over. You need to stretch the lock, buy neutron guns, pump the ship to level 20, destroy the interstellar fighter and build a new base.
I am a fool. (((

The undoubted plus of the work of web programmers is that visiting any site can be explained to the boss by viewing examples of workpiece and design.
by XL

The xxx:
All the fucking. You are not a step to my home!
As soon as you arrived, I missed Anime.
As soon as you left, Anime appeared.
No step into my house, Demon!

YYYY :
I adore you =)

The xxx:
Do not adore me! Don’t love me, I tell you.
Just don’t get close to me! I love life!! to

I went to work at ZSK, learned an interesting fact... It turns out that in our house Zavulon S.M. lives. 0_o

I want to, and my mother is not.

Eat Daddy

by NeleGall:
From the 70s, the seridine was banned for any purpose.

(A little bit of badness)
Is the naphid then released?? to

by NeleGall:
Who are released? 0_x

(A little bit of badness)
LSD, take it where it is.

by NeleGall:
A good question...
Do you think the men are sitting in the center of Moscow at a factory with the painted inscription LSD Factory and chasing the drug?? to

Continuous Suicide (19:23:09 27/07/2008)
Today in Volgograd was found a man raised with pearls, he spit with acid, and spit with ropes from ropes.

Continuous Suicide (19:23:29 27/07/2008)
Jokingly *

Negatiff (19:24:23 27/07/2008)
O O_

Negatiff (19:24:25 27/07/2008)
O O

Negatiff (19:24:31 27/07/2008)
The eye is off O_O

by Mezya:
The morning. I sleep. I hear the sound of entering. I bite.
A few minutes later another one came. I strike by force.
Third in a minute! I woke up and opened from a friend:
(In order of arrival)
When you wake up, call me.
If you are awake, don’t call until you need to.
If you wake up, forgive me.
O_O

I am in a line in the store with a girlfriend and a friend.
What do small children eat? I go to a girlfriend, I need to buy a hotel.
(Remembering my mom told me how I ate 2 packs of margarine when I was a kid)
I am... Margarine!

They climbed together, and then came the turn of the little boy, and he so climbing on his chicks to the shelf, says:
A pack of margarine, please.