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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8084
 24.07.2008
imcarebear: Previously said: "You went to x@y!", and now: "I do not promise 100%, but I will try..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8083
 24.07.2008
Repair of the house...
I stand on the table under the ceiling, brushing the plaster. In order to avoid falling in the eyes, wearing swimming glasses. I wanted to drink, jump, go for water, all in white dust, with big black eyes:) I tried to cut off, became packed in a strip.
I go to the kitchen and there is my mom. Her reaction to my appearance – she takes a towel and, stretching her arms to me, says:
Fly here, bear, you have your eyes opened!
Even my glasses look like a smiley.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8082
 24.07.2008
The girl:
Here is what we will check... well, answer what first comes to mind: DB, a well-known personality
Proverbial
David Blaine...
The girl:
I have eaten, shrimp, and shrimp!! 10 out of 10 people!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8081
 24.07.2008
YYY: Well... maybe there is a worried guy in the neighboring house (maybe a maniac) who has a sea binoculars?!!! And for nothing to do, he looks out the windows of the house opposite?Will he find me naked?!...
xxx and what
xxx: what he hasn't seen like this if he has a sea binoculars

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №8080
 24.07.2008
Sunny CAT @ 21.7.2008, 1:44
By the way, our Russian law is a typical opensor.
Everything is well documented, but support must be paid to those who know how to implement this right.

Or make the paper by yourself.

Only 56 points. This only confirms the correctness - even jokes about the law understand only lawyers :) I have my + also added...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8079
 24.07.2008
Brothers and sisters, I congratulate everyone on Siss Day. by admin! Smart nodes for you, stable connections, and less work. I invite everyone who lives in E-burg to pick up a bouquet of dead (can be alive) mice (computer), and yesterday (25.07.08) put on the keyboard! 

Z is. To the top!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №8078
 24.07.2008
News on meil.ru
In Russia, they want to introduce state measures for bicycles
In Russia burned the building of the GIBDD

We have tough cyclists.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №8077
 24.07.2008
Part of copper iron, chromed aluminum...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8076
 24.07.2008
At the doctor’s appointment: Noah tell you... tfu aaaaaaaaaa... 😉

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №8075
 24.07.2008
<Spleen> she bought a turtle!!! It is :)
<Spleen> I will teach her an artificial ninja!
<IF> the poor animal
<Spleen> inherited murder: indeed while the suco of the current eats, cuts, floats and sleeps
All ninjas started with this.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8074
 24.07.2008
XXX: I am back
WOW: Where was he?
Where dreams come true.
What is in the toilet? xd
How did you guess??? OO

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №8073
 24.07.2008
He: I want to spit on your teeth :)
She: I will fuck you! The column wanted?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №8072
 24.07.2008
Dimon: I call the tech.support, first the usual stitches, then I go short (as if busy). In case he said – “Alo, I have a voice from there – What’s Alo? You can’t hear, you’re busy.
O_O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8071
 24.07.2008
gri6man> I’m sitting, so I’m with the solder, pairing. A fly flying around me. The fly sat on my knee. attention to the question. Where did I get a 5mm burn in my knee?

Was the fly radioactive and exploded? Or just blushed the plasma?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8070
 24.07.2008
Killer
The microphone in the cell phone broke, hearing like from the anus
Killer
Screaming and knocking.
The Avenger
Interesting sounds from the anus.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8069
 24.07.2008
Aaaabatsaka
the aunt came to the reception, in the passport the date of birth 29.02.1943, the database does not allow to enter this date.
all the remains of the department proved that the 43 was not on February 29 ))))
During the wartime, by order of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8068
 24.07.2008
Tickets in TP:
Please help me. Yes, I am a fool. But that’s not a reason not to help me.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8067
 24.07.2008
The fairest money in the world is distributed: everyone complains about the lack of money.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8066
 24.07.2008
For the first time I went on a trip to America. I jumped in the evening.

The hotel bar to drink and relax. The bartender asks me.

50 grams of vodka.

He looks at me suspiciously and asks:

You are from where?

I am from Russia, what is it?

You drink vodka in Russia, right? Sorry, but I have no weight.

I give you 50 milliliters. well is?



is logical.

Igor Levitsky (www.levitski.com)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8065
 24.07.2008
Why Putin decided that the Eurovision final will be held in Moscow

But not Peter?

“I didn’t want Peter to lose his reputation as a cultural capital.

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