clnt: tell me sorry why I have an old FTP and although I opened today there was a new thing to do!? to

ADM: I don’t understand your question.

clnt: well I tell you in the morning it was new and now it came back old and there is all the old.

ADM: What is old?

clnt: ftp

ADM is AAA! Don’t eat my brain please. Explain exactly what you want?

Why do I have an old FTP?“And why when I went to the FTP in the morning it was new and all the files too and now the FTP is old again and all the files too!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????? to

ADM is sorry. The administrator is temporarily unavailable. he beats his head at the keyboard, bites his mouse and cries bitterly >_<

XXX: Have you been?
YYY: What was it?
XXX: I cry
STOP, what are you paying for? I didn’t say there was.

A friend brought her to his girlfriend.
We sit and drink a beer, a friend in half an hour decides that she urgently needs to call her mom:
Hello, this is Me, Anja Bahireva
Crying on the floor.

Leo (working sysadmin in the hypermarket)
How to check if the printer is charged?

Leo is
I have a full package of cartridges, but there is no printer at hand.

Shaft
Well as an option can be determined by weight, empty will be noticeably easier ;)

Leo is
BUGOGA

Leo is
Now I will carry the cartridges on the food weights to weigh.)

Leo is
Thanks for the advice, by the way.

I found money in the most unexpected place today.
222 Where is it?
11 in the wallet.

Sashoker
I was offended by a very good friend (

Sashoker
And all because I found a webcam.

Sashoker
and asked to show your breasts all night (((

Sashoker
I’m not sure, but because

Sashoker
Camera on the Shoulder

Sashoker

And I had my grandmother before that, so I have a knee ppc spotted by mosquitoes...

Sashoker
I scratched her.

Sashoker
Maybe she thought it wrong.)

Fuck, people, today on the RTR will show the movie Black Hole.

A failed experiment with particle acceleration in one of the quantum laboratories in St. Louis, Missouri, leads to the formation of a black hole on Earth and the death of the leading scientist William Hauser. Colleague and long-time love of Eric Bryce, Shannon Moore turns to physics for help. Bryce and Shannon begin to work, trying to find a hint in Hauser's records: how to destroy the Black Hole. But they don’t yet know that the Black Hole’s emergence led to the creation of another creature that went beyond the lab and walks through the streets of St. Louis, absorbing energy from the electrical grid.

I think the government is trying to prepare us for something.
Chat to me.

Flying
What about the serpent?

tishe
Serena is not

tishe
It was Guevara.

Remarks for parents sending children to camp:
The phrase is "Dear parents! In case of refusal to take the child from the camp at the end of the shift, he is handed over to the children's room of the police at the place of residence.

How is your first day at a new job?
Sometimes somewhere like this:
- Show this disc, or because of the price cannot be seen and... how much it costs?
Is it really an MP3, or is there a lot of songs on it?
- Here are these discs with games for 60 rubles and collections of films 10in1 exactly licensed?
I have a Samsung computer, will this game work on it?
- The game writes "enter the protection key printed on the disk", where to look for it?
If the game is recorded on DVD, can I play it on a DVD player?
- Yes, they have rattled, everywhere in the demands of Pentium, and these Gandons have sold Atlon, what now, to throw it away?
First person shooter is when you are shot in the screen.
Can you tell me where to get a license window at a pirate price?
I would say it right away - they grabbed my mosque, and then licked the walls of the skull box!

> Yesterday I watched a great movie. The Japanese. Art is fucking.

< Knowing you, I suppose that Tetyva is a heroine name.

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People, please bring it to the top, I worked in this organization..It's just nonsense, it's worth putting their line.

Developers, do somebody count back the start of the BAC for the side panel of windows... lazy that page to open.

Bring to top PLZ

XXX is
Not just... no love... well I was disappointed... and sex without b... all of it just want... in the real sense of the word...

YYYY
Sometimes I love some girls.

XXX is
Who are some?

YYYY
Today is the second time you have no love.

YYYY
It is very similar to the first.

YYYY
She lived with her young man at the age of 14. I don’t think you’ve been in the girls too long. She slept with a girlfriend. You are bisexual. You and all-sado group of ideas. and she has a love for passive roles and scenes in the style of 11 minutes

YYYY
So here.

YYYY
Do you still hope for love? She comes to the dudes who look into the sky with big eyes and get red when they say sex.

My mother’s story:
We went to Greece. A bunch of men wandered through the water with sacks, caught fish, for a day they caught nothing, only enviously looked at the girl, who with joyful cries: "Ura! I have 25 fish!" I catch a fish with my hands. As it turned out, she held the bread in her hands, the fish floated, she caught it.

Women’s cowardice knows no boundaries... (Doky)

The real hamster is a large animal.
YYY: Did you not play with them as a child in the "launch of a ballistic missile from a underground mine"?
XXX: How is it?
yyy: in the hamster hole you pour 2-3 spots of carbide, pour water and after a while you throw a light bulb... in the radius of 6 of the nuts on a beautiful bow, hamsters fly out and fly in different directions :-)))))
xxx: :)))))))) I didn’t think about it :)

<DiverNix> Sitting with Vitey at my house, the plan to enslave Mac with new music was fulfilled, and he decided to drop. The door is closed and I am resting.
<DiverNix> A few minutes later, a message of the type "YouTube! "I go back and I, don't be a fool, take the flash from the notebook and look at it from the balcony. He slips and smiles so cleverly:
<DiverNix>
Throw it here!
Are you ready to break four gigs of asphalt?
I want to get up!
Stay there, it will be done :)
Will you go down?
<DiverNix> He did not assume that I did not push down, but get two five-meter usb extenders out of the sludge, plug them together and drop the flash at the end :) A man from the window in front of him swung up with a cigarette :)

Damn, there is little space on the screw... You have to find a girl and scratch porn.

The article:
Beam Robots: Interview with Mark Tilden
To the question: "And what do you think of such a terrifying aspect of the problem, like the creation of machine-like things? For example, as in the movie "Terminator", where machines fight people, he replied:
Believe me, no matter how intelligent we make our machines, we don’t have to worry that our toaster, for example, makes plans against us. If, of course, this is not the creation of Microsoft"

and all. Everyone has a Firefox search for Yandex. Your mission is over, fly back, fucking aliens!! to