Jade, Sova is everything in Europe... And in Russia you are a vegetable – a person who always wants to sleep.

About sex education in school is remembered by an interview between a sexologist (C) and a journalist (G):
C: In France, the average time to start sexual life is 13 years.
The fruits of sexual education?
C: No, a cultural feature, but the fruit is that they have 3.5 pregnancies per 1000 minors, and we have 34.

I sit on the balcony and smoke. I see this picture from above: a man goes on the road with a large bag, carrying a three-year-old son on his shoulders. It almost runs because it’s cold. And on the run he says to his son:
You go shopping like your mom.
I am not Mom! The child begins to protest loudly.
- No, you walk like your mom, - insists daddy.
How should I? The child asks.
Like my daddy, he went in and out.

Q: Fuck listen, you’re listening to a song and it gets stuck and disconnected only after a few days?
WOW: It’s kind of like "on the laurels, nach, and in the shorts"?
xxxh: I just passed, shorter... but fucking like a whirlwind - turns and turns, just went crazy
I’ve heard it too, right?

(After half an hour)
Fuck, you are a shit.

For the time being, the impression is created that under the cover of "sexual education" pedophiles are penetrating into the school, picking up and raising a "fresh local" for themselves.

Even at such lessons, small children are not told about mythical terrible piddars. Nowhere in the world. They are just told about their bodies, about the fact that if the uncle shows a whistle, then you should not be afraid to run and knock on adults, and so on in the same spirit. That is, they give mechanisms to identify and avoid pedophiles. But the scratches do not allow such knowledge to penetrate into the young head. It is better not to know before adulthood what to do. And only then will ask the question -"so, it turns out, those games with Uncle Pete were... andquot;? to

I have a daughter in the first class. Last week, the letter E was passed, the words were written, in the notebook it was necessary to write a few names on the letter E... the whole family was swollen on the third, the daughter joyfully wrote at the end of "Anakin".

I realized that the plane wanted to whisper the spotters but was overworked.
– No, he had all the spotters on the screws. No one survived. There were 4 passages. On the last, he pushed the chassis lying. When I returned to the base, it was all in blood.
- You resume send to NTV, you will be taken without an interview, there such optimists are appreciated

From the discussion of caffeine toothpaste:
XXX: Toothpaste from depression, with cocaine :)
YYY: Removes the symptoms of depression. Side Effects: Depression

Fuck, what a way to justify Yuit’s hamsterias in all available ways. But they are paid little, and the work is hard, and if everybody smiles, the birth will be reduced, and life will hurt. These unfortunate offended by life I encounter every day, and what can everybody ruin my mood now, and my task is to understand and forgive? Here is FIG! Do not think it is necessary to change your job appropriately and professionally. Thailand needs forests.

Leonid Kaganov
Gregorian priests say a lot. For example, that Jesus had an oligarch and a sponsor who ordered a banquet :)
Albedo
Who relies on the only sponsor? Will something happen to him?
ADAMOS
You will laugh, but the end of the story does not rule out the possibility that something went wrong.

I was looking for Latinos in Spanish.
xxx:friend suggested the channel latín in irka, according to all our logic there should have been Latinos, who worship for life
xxxh:who could have known that there are basars about Latin in the 12th century, and not ordinary boys from Mexico talk about grass and beetle(((

Scaramuccio: I just pushed her to make a choice.
A machine machine?
Scaramuccio: Don’t have these dirty provocations!
Scaramuccio as an example.

We have an employee at work who always says to female colleagues at the meeting: “You’ve lost so much weight!” every time. to all women. No wonder everyone just loves it.

From the discussion of feminists:

And in English sometimes when they want animals specifically to designate a female, they add to the beginning of she-. She-wolf, for example, a female wolf, a wolf. She-camel and she-goat
Femches could simply add the word on-to the beginning. The judge, for example. The female judge.

The civil prospectus. The morning. The Metro. I walk through the station to the escalator, I don’t touch anyone. Here from the platform a man turns out sharply and cuts me in the most sharp way. As a result, I stood on his foot.



I say to him, “Sorry please.” He said to me, “Are you blind? I am on the main road. You should have missed me.” Since I did not agree with him, I suggested that he make an accident. So he gave me a meaningful look and went away.

I was given a cup with a portrait of Van Gogh. On the third day the pen fell.

Why did I thermate Sisadmin?
Yyy: Well, you need to know how to load the server so that it falls.

What’s in common between the Bible and Marx’s work?
Few have read and understood them fully, but many have quoted them.

Beginning of the nineties. Industrial base of one oil production office.
Our blinds were unexpectedly asked to overtake some reducer. What it was I no longer remember. I was not concerned with this as a trainer. For me, it’s just a large suitcase upstairs filled with hats. But even for our teammates this was not at all a job by profile. As the most experienced, the brigadier himself took over the matter. In the process of disassembly, he instructed Tolik to make a scheme of what, where and how. The scheme turned out to be quite complicated, on two sheets and as it turned out during the assembly - very incomprehensible. In short, the brigadier buried a bunch of nerves by collecting, re-assembling and re-assembling the reducer. But by the middle of the second day it was done. The brigadier put the cover, and observing the rule of "stretch the cross cross" wrapped the corner key on 17 and a half hundred screws along its perimeter. Then relieved and took a wire from the machine, wiped out his hands. And then our immediate boss naturally got worse - another unmounted hatchback was found under the wing.
On his, full of drama scream “Yes on@#&!!!” The entire brigade fled. Two blinds rushed with two keys at 17 just to turn off, with such accuracy, the stretched boulders. It was a pity to watch the brigade. The people crowded around, rejoicing in the hope that now the cover will be removed and it will immediately become clear where the unfortunate detail is missing. Hope was not fulfilled. The slidespeople looked concerned inside, rotated the circuits in their hands, illuminated the lower layers with fireworks - all in vain. It is becoming more and more obvious - we need to understand something new. At this moment, our diesel driver - Grigorich entered the slurry. He was here forty minutes ago and gave some advice at the final stage of the assembly. Everyone immediately quietly broke up giving him the way - still a man with enormous experience. Per he is now with a blind eye... Grigorich approached the workstation and, immersed in some of his heavy thoughts, indifferently looked into the reducer. Then he scattered his eyes on the machine machine and relievedly knocked out "blaying, and here she is" took the hatchback and immediately went out.
The first restrained laughter spread only after the door clogged behind him.

The Indians did not pay attention to the flow of refugees from Europe.
Now they live in reservations.