hm...it would not be bad if the main page of the basha had a timer counting the time before the launch of the BAQ... :)

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He: I slowly put your hand under the neck.
She: And what is there?
My feet in my mouth! there are cookies!! to
You and the cat (

I am looking for a girl from 16 to 20 years old, who can work on a computer, playing online games. Brain is welcome. I promise to love and care. I can cook and do a lot more.

by 374791990

I understand the quote is not funny and not new, but only on the tower there is a chance to find such, admin you at least in the abyss let the quote=)

I have been engaged in martial arts for a long time (well, there, karate, handball, capoeira), of course, I love cold weapons and I can turn to them. I prefer Po (a long stick, like Donatello of Turtles) and in any possible case do not miss the opportunity to twist something reminiscent of it (whether it is the blades / tapes / grabbles in the garden or just a trunk from a thin berry that will be in your hands on the country).
In general, I work as a TC machinery and we have a fixed territory at each shift, where you need to maintain cleanliness and order. Once again, I’m blinking (there’s such a yellow Chinese plastic with a long sling), I look — I’m behind the turbine, nobody sees me, and I decided to go back a couple of times. I twisted a little, jumped, after another turn in the jump, when landing immediately continued to subdue. I hear the engineer’s voice behind me:
I saw the guys work hard, of course, but so!

I got the prize :)

Association of Three Bicyclists:
1 – Asphalt
2: The Mordor
It is not pleasant :((

Citation

From the book "Personal Computers in Engineering Practice", M. Radio and Communication, 1989.

One example of a massive and, in the opinion of the authors, useless add-on is the integrated Windows system of Microsoft. This system takes up almost 1 MB of disk memory and is designed for preferential use in conjunction with a mouse type device.
Thus, the reader has already understood that among the add-ons above the DOS there are quite useless systems that only look beautiful, but actually take away the user's time, memory on disks and operating memory of the computer. The deceptive beauty of such systems, however, has a strong impact on inexperienced users who have not had the practice of working on the machine. The inertia of thinking is so strong that the authors have had to observe how people who started working with such a superstructure, subsequently struggle to force themselves to study the DOS commands. I would like to warn the readers of this mistake.
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There are already 160 runners. Let’s see how many votes this quote will get.

The morning. Mothering and drawing, clogging in cats, I go to the bathroom to blow my nose. It sounds like two elephants are mad at the same time. I touch the sprinkled bottle with droplets in the nose, I try to open - fucking. After ten attempts, I had to get the plate-sweepers and turn the cover with them. It is not me that weak, it is the tradition of military-oriented production. Everything must be strong. In the century.

The cassette magnetophone "Spring" carried a lot of metal parts on board, always suggesting that it was assembled from the debris of a non-conditional tank discharged from the conveyor. The motorcycle "Ural" is able to pull the rope of the car. Wherever you go, there is thoroughness and confidence. Is it right, because suddenly? And we’re right here like rough eyebrows and fucking. Even if we are captured by soft-hearted Europeans or chewing Americans, they will not last long in such a situation. Suffering from Sophia. They are unaware that every self-respecting drinker should have a stock of flat bottles in case a new bottle needs to be opened. c) the maxs

Helga
This idiotism is bureaucracy.
I have written an application for vacation. For this year and for the past, for accounting. They defended:
"Please provide....from August 6, 2007....date....signature"
What date to write today? 10 July 2008?
and AGA. type "Can I go on vacation?"

Vladimir admin... the wind with the server... the ping out of the woods... the ping unmeasured... the heavy load fell asleep on the key...
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The AAA! Let it blow!!! to
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Huias, I always thought that the amins listen to a very different music, and it turns out that all the drivers of the routes are amins.

The real name of Margaret Goethe, as is known, was Marie Duplessie. She was an outstanding beauty, fascinated by all of Paris and known even by people who had nothing to do with her, by a bouquet of wonderful camellia, without which she never appeared in the days of the first performances in theaters. Camellia is not always the same color. Twenty-five days in a month were white and five days red. What was the reason, no one knew, and it remained a secret that Marie Duplessie took with her to the grave.

I wonder, I only thought about the monthly calendar! =) is

The logic of modern scientists:
rest> or another example, a scientist took two letters: a female and a male.
rest> studied them separately.
rest> and then took and compared them by module ))
rest> he liked, and he wrote about this article
rest> and an article on how marijuana aggravates the development of schizophrenia =))))

Talk about talking in dreams.
At 6:30 a.m. Dad wakes Mom to work.
Light, it’s time to get up!
Yes, the eggs have already fled.
0 0 0

My mom sent me a SMS:
Go home buy bread if the SMS arrived call 1 time if not 2 times

My conversation with Adobovsky:

Hello to Michael! Thank you for contacting Adobe Customer Service.
Michael: Hi
Michael: The problem is that I do not hear any sound from YouTube videos
Michael: How can I solve it?
Steve: I would like you to know that you need to increase the volume while the video is played.
Michael: Not funny
I am not an idiot.gif
Steve: I apologize.

Excerpt from the official note-
"When the keyboard was opened, the penetration of foreign liquids, taste-like tea" was revealed;

<Brodya> : Yeah, let’s celebrate our birthday intelligently? What do you do on the weekend?
Mooney : Stop How Intelligent? Did you drink absinthe without me?? to

Kolobok
What do I have to record on the discs you left?

Max 3D
I forgot them, accidentally, to take them back when there is something useful on them.

Kolobok
I have understood.

Kolobok
Spindle self-reliance

I sit at work for a comp, everyone comes in thinking that I am a programmer of some kind or some other intelligent creature, I sit something with a smart look print...And nobody even suspects that I am a carrier and furniture collector)))

Odmin
The gift! How are her affairs? What is new?

Bombing
Hi, fuck it all naked.

Bombing
I understand why weapons are down in Russia.

Odmin
Injury to Hull

Bombing
They would kill each other's fucks naked and most of our fucking fucks of the population would die to dog fucks and the lion fucks of the visitors would not live a fucks and weeks.

Bombing
Oh, and that’s all meant.

Evolution of Basha:
The Kullow Period
The bear, the bear, the bear.

The Odmin Period
Schröder, the Cat, the Odin

Collider period
Collider, Montage and Armageddon

Constant of Basha: 0-0