What do you think is the least question you expect from your girlfriend sitting in one of the most expensive cinemas?
WOW :?? to
"Do you want to go?"
by O_0

The fire
Don’t worry, I’m reading the Bible.

Torkemada
Christ Crucified on the Cross

Today I go from work in the bus, stop, at the last moment a girl between the closing doors and says to the conductor:
Do you want to stop "A"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
Going out at the next stop of course without paying. I also go out, because transfer :) I sit in the next bus, the doors are almost closed and the same girl enters:
Do you want to stop "B"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
And goes on the next without paying the same. And in the shop window, you can see how she runs on all the pairs in the following bus :)...
Half an hour as I am already at my stop "You" with a friend I drink beer... here the bus comes in, the same girl comes out of it and relieved, but with anger:
Again this Gandalf will pull out my wallet – p*@# to him!

But I thought about how to get home through the whole city for free! and :)

xols (23:23:54 15/06/2008)
What couple are they tomorrow?
GRAD (23:24:45 15/06/2008)
I get my diploma on Friday.

The xxx:
Aaa... listen to the smart... as much as I look at as in contact photo of whom.... photo: close face shot in glasses....and in one eye the reflection of the photographer...and signature*this is my boyfriend....in the eye*

The keyboard
Hedin: I like that Inter is big and shift
EveryonE: and I chill :) So many clichés have already overtaken :)
Hedin : :-D macho

In the morning I wake up from the screams of a little sister, who runs around the apartment, like a pop-fried and whispers with a terrible voice "where is my headscarf?!! Where is my headscarf?and "
She was just looking for a bitch.
But don’t let it go now 0_o

Yesterday, the Hubble officer stopped. The dialogue:

Q: Is the weather clear?
I: Oh yeah yes
Why are the numbers dirty? (It is actually a dirty number)
They read anyway.
You go 20 steps away and can’t read it.
I go, am I asking enough? I have consent...
And I read my car number...Ment surprisedly says NO OKNO and lets go)

Desh (10:55:23 18/07/2008)
And yesterday I was with my sister all night, her false battles began.

Shadow (10:56:12 18/07/2008)
Which term?

Desh (10:56:42 18/07/2008)
She has 24 births.

Desh (10:57:56 18/07/2008)
So they were false.

Shadow (10:58:53 18/07/2008)
I don’t understand your women’s affairs, but you have so much false, then love, then orgasm, then fights, girls you generally do honestly?? to

I miss the times when men were proud and women were loving.

donskoy (00:10:44 16/07/2008)
The ppc...
Children make up small words from big words.
donskoy (00:10:53 16/07/2008)
One of them is "Urin"
donskoy (00:10:57 16/07/2008)
He was not protected.)

I went to the garden to collect cherries. I go with the cockroach joyful, I see the straw also ripen. Well, I think okay, now I will put the cherry on the roast and I will bite in the grass myself...
This is a diagnosis (

YYYY
I don’t have anything to do, I’m in the office. A new chain and a gift.
XXX is
Sushi is in the cafe.
XXX is
Broken the tea.
there is a wooden pen curved, well he's a type of epta let's make the onion)
– Tanko, where are the rubbish from the bubble?
Take it at the box.
That pepper tightened the rubber on the pen, took several pairs of Chinese sticks, grabbed them behind the shovel, Robin Hood ept, and the caroche ran across the hall, shot the waitresses, the visitors were shocked.
XXX is
The only norm man was and that burned.
YYYY
Lool

Journey (12:20:16 18/07/2008)
I have a dime, he’s doing snowboarding.
Shortly they went in winter to boil bush and catch. The boys in total took the girls... and one brought a new girlfriend with him. Kaneshna didn’t stand up and was upset that she had him from the Golden Dolls. This is a very expensive striptease.

by azazel (12:21:56 18/07/2008)
and?

Journey (12:22:23 18/07/2008)
The girl was very embarrassed and told everyone that she was a teacher or a primary class or something like that.

Azazel (12:22:30 18/07/2008)

and the))

Journey (12:22:43 18/07/2008)
I don't know why she suddenly got such a thought in her head, the teacher of the name... Well, in general, they sit short and they bump... suddenly this defacka raises her leg sitting at the table... raises short above her head and begins to tie the ropes.
The legs are straight, as we should.

Journey (12:24:04 18/07/2008)
There is silence at the table, and the voice is lonely.
Hm, disappointed the kids

He is
I will be at sea in a week.

She
Happy Birthday Fool :-*

Is it hard for me to look in the eyes of a girl with big breasts?

Beauty is a terrible force...especially when it’s driving!

He was named in Ukraine. Like everywhere, they write on cigarette packs.

Threats to smokers. Unlike Russia, for example,

They went on. They have a warning that “smoking causes

“The Impotence!” I saw myself. was surprised. A local girl told me that

I stood in line in the array. A man bought a cigarette. Give him a package.

Warning of Impotence. The man said, “Oh no! Better give something.

Other than cancer, for example.”

Assistant to the President:

- Dmitry Anatolyevich, the state budget has just been released from

multi-billion dollar expenditure, a devastating blow to

Corruption and the situation on the roads in Moscow normalized!!! to

Is it really? What happened?! to

A meteorite fell on the State Duma during the meeting, no one survived!