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[ + 137 - ] Comment quote №7525
 06.07.2008
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[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №7524
 06.07.2008
xxx> Yandex can not fill encrypted archives like, but here you can see =)
yyy> Not encrypted archives of encrypted archives? :D
zzz> That’s why I love Russian mentality :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7523
 06.07.2008
And another bag:
1.We selected the line [ +ḳa − ] [:ḳaḳa:] [discuss]
Delaying the shift
Double click on the plush
And if you have the screw we press the WinKey button on the key and holding it, we press the English E button for 3 seconds.

We are loving.

You are falling ((

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №7522
 06.07.2008
The game is over, the rules are invented.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7521
 06.07.2008
http://livejournal.com/67183.html



The lobby rebellion or the stroke on the face will not be allowed!



Historic blockbuster filmed in Belarus

There were popular unrests, later dubbed the Lobkovo uprising.

The scene of "the girl in the steam" was filmed, without shameful notes. The girls, po

the scenario, luxuriously flushed, and then thrown out of the bathroom in the cold

Water of pond. Technical problems did not hide the scene, all

the lights to the girls themselves, liked, but found one

Unhappy: to the general trouble, it was the director.

The trouble came from where we did not expect it. The girls were young, looking after themselves. in

All the places. The director, threatening his finger, stated: “The hair must be!“”

The director's word, of course, the law, but the grimmers can also be understood -

There were no intermittent pearls in the stock. in itself

This is not exotic porn.

Film, as you know, is made by professionals who are obliged to disrupt any

the trouble. Grimmers began to stick to the girls the usual beards that were in the

of abundance. The girls hiccalled as the beards ticked, but, in general, the shooting

The scenes went smoothly. True, when the nymphs fell into a pond, part of the beard

It came out, but it’s, agree, nonsense: who’s there in the cinema?

I’ll look at it – maybe it’s algae or something else.

is more natural.

The entire filming brigade, of course, jumped in the fists and ticked. besides

Reconstruction of Bush. Bush, so badly smiling, told the crowd: “You

What are you laughing? You will play shooters tomorrow, you will have these beards.

to cuddle...”

Laughter is fast. He cried out: “From the back and on the face? A mouthwashing

Will it be?!! We will not give!“”

Tomorrow’s filming day was on the brink of collapse. Red from anger.

The gunmen sent a delegation of grimers with vows to assure that the

They have these beards are not a single bag and that they are men themselves and everyone understands that

A mouthpiece, not in life. At the cost of nervous efforts and promises.

The bullshit rebellion was extinguished, but the shooters

If they were fooled, they were fooled in the evening. So is easier.

The next day, everyone sitting in the chair to the grimer terribly clarified:

“Isn’t the beard from the pond?” Grimmer demonstrated his beard, lovingly eroded it,

He said, “The new It smells like it – smell it!”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7520
 06.07.2008
The Jews were employed in foreign trade. They are not very complaining and

They decide to get rid of an impossible task. They sell to England.

of Zaporozhye. In a month, he signs a contract for the supply of a large batch.

of Zaporozhye.

sent to Japan. The task is to sell Soviet calculators. through

Six months: a large contract for the supply of calculators to Japan.

Everyone scratches the rabbit and thinks of sending it to Africa, to the equator, to the wild.

to sell the fur. For more than a year, neither hearing nor spirit. Everyone breathed up.

With relief he died. But he comes. Burned and with a contract

Supply of a large batch of meats.

Everyone is in shock and start to experience how he was able to check it all?

In England it is simple. Just arrived, I walk on the street, meet the typical

The Jewish face. We greeted, met and talked. Pick up the necessary

People who came out on their lobbyists in Parliament, conducted a bill...

It was hard to find a Jew in Japan. But when he found, he met.

They brought out the right people, came out on the people in the government, carried out the law.

And in Africa, the problem was not so much to find a Jew, but

Creating a Parliament and a Government. And then it is simply...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №7519
 06.07.2008
And another bag:
1.We selected the line [ +ḳa − ] [:ḳaḳa:] [discuss]
Delaying the shift
Double click on the plush
And if you have the screw we press the WinKey button on the key and holding it, we press the English E button for 3 seconds.

We are loving.

Fuck, tell me the secret that you smoke. How did you discover this??? Are you a half-century expert?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7518
 06.07.2008
And another bag:
1.We selected the line [ +ḳa − ] [:ḳaḳa:] [discuss]
Delaying the shift
Double click on the plush
And if you have the screw we press the WinKey button on the key and holding it, we press the English E button for 3 seconds.

We are loving.

> in the roots!! by David Blaine!!! Oh yeah!!! to

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